im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Im part way to drunk.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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