Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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