Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
