I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
