Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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