Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Semen is not good for contacts.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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