Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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