I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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