It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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