If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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