We're like a lot better than the average bears
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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