I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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