i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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