Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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