I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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