I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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