Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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