AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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