he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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