Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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