So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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