what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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