Old men and throwing up are my life now.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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