Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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