Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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