Buhtt sex?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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