i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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