I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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