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say what?
wanna hang out?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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