Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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