Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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