I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
True strength comes from lack of pants
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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