do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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