Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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