So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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