You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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