it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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