I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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