So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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