Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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