S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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