: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
