I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Randomize
