I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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