Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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