Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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