So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
