i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
being pregnant is like rehab
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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