Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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