Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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