Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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