I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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