i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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