Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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