i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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