You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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