I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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