Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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