Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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